| "I said you should have used both pairs of water skis" | ed. |
| Well I did ask :Are you sitting comfortably' so its not my fault you are wet!! | Joanna |
| NASA announced this morning that following its latest jump over the moon the cow has splashed down safely and been towed ashore | anon |
| Not a sight you'd see at the Isle of Wight (because there they have the Cowes ferry) | Sorry - these are getting worse |
| Part of the Advertising campaign for Brooksbrothers Calfskin boat shoes | Mrs May |